I stroll into my virtual office this morning. And find myself shocked and flabbergasted. Because it appears Decent Content has been removed from the daisy chain of Spoke Media. While I couldn’t raise Meme for comment because apparently she is avoiding the scandal. While this will make my work a tad bit lighter than normal. I was sad to see that I no longer have to read another blog network as part of my daily consulting duties.

I serve as a PR consultant for Spoke Media and one delightful reader had this blessed thought to say:
” You suck “.

My blessed PR spun email reply follows, because at Spoke Media I try to make every reader feel like we care and there is a proper procedure to handle customer complaints, and we really do try our best to get to the bottom of every readers concerns, er insanity.

Dear Sir, Your short email has me worried. Are you getting enough booty at home? Our sites wouldn’t suck so bad if you would get laid now and then. Now I can help you. Just about all of our Girlspokers put out on the first date. And you know we just started offering Girlfriend for a Day. I will send a long a coupon code for your inconvience. You may try this service out at a reduced price. It may make you a less critical jackass. Also sir next time you write an email to me. Please address me not as You, but as Cowboy. It’s my official title with Spoke Media. And I try my best to fulfil my duties there. So please remove your ass hat. And get a life.

Girlfriend For a Day Coupon Code: 069betasucks

Sincerely,
Cowboy
Public Relations Guru

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