The End of Blog Networks
Jason Calacanis has opened his big mouth, and spouted off something ridiculous. You have to read this shit to believe it, but seriously its a load of hooey. His predictions seems like an ego inflated wish list of things he hopes happens to make his life simpler in 2006. One of them should be him finding another wife, getting a better tan, and getting lost in a subway in New York. Seriously Jason. Get a life. We all know you want Denton to sell out. But he probably won’t. That’s why he can’t get into the all the cool clubs.
Here’s my wish list for 2006.
Scrivs will finish something he said he would.
Someone besides Blogebrity will offer me a blogger job.
WeblogsInc. will change their name to DoucheBlogsInc.
Duncan will buy a new server so I can finally quit just reading BH in Bloglines.
I get married to the entire staff of Girlspoke.
CNET will start their own Digg. Called blogloads.
B5 will stop sending me hate mail.
Everyone will quit asking me if I am involved with Douchebrity. *Douche sucks. Blogebrity sucks. They are both fags. Fucking fags. I blog about shit in such a middle school way. They blog about shit in such a preschool way. Get a life both of you. Seriously does anyone care about Neil Kramer? Whoever he is.
Denton will quit talking about me behind my back.
My Ebook Blogriots will be a NYTimes Bestseller.
technorati tags: blogging, lists, calacanis, douchebrity, blogebrity, girlspoke, scrivs,
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Seriously someone should find a way to mine my thoughts Mr. Rubel. That’s going to be a major trend in 2006.
I’ll have you know that Neil Kramer once won 1st Place in the Queens County Elementary School Spelling Bee. So, fuck off! People do care!
Neil Kramer said this on December 23, 2005 12:13 pm
listen bitch…i thought it was just you and me, wtf is this shit about the “entire staff”?
if you ever want a place for your ‘entire staff’ back off my girls.
just kidding…hehe…let’s have an orgy!!
meme said this on December 23, 2005 10:09 pm
im up for an orgy.
Cowboy said this on December 23, 2005 10:52 pm
Sign me up.
Matt said this on December 23, 2005 11:11 pm
wow, way to censor your comments.
dan said this on December 28, 2005 1:29 pm
[...] I’ll close with another quote, this time from Jack of All Blogs: *Douche sucks. Blogebrity sucks. They are both fags. Fucking fags. I blog about shit in such a middle school way. They blog about shit in such a preschool way. Get a life both of you. [...]
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