Top 20 Jacks. No.1- Jack Nicholson
“Hereeeee’s Johnny!” ~ The Shining
“You make me want to be a better man” ~ As Good As It Gets
“I almost lost my nose last night and I like my nose. I like breathing through it” ~ Chinatown
“You can’t handle the truth” ~ A Few Good Men
“Wait’ll they get a load of me” ~ Batman
“I tell you Aurora, I don’t know what it is about you but you really do bring out the devil in me.” ~ Terms of Endearment
“I’d rather stick needles in my eyes” ~ Terms of Endearment
“Not that many more shopping days till Christmas” ~ The Evening Star
“No Novocain! It dulls the senses!” ~ The Little Shop of Horrors
“I’m trying to teach you things and what do I get? Prime shit, shit, shit and more shit.” ~ Blood and Wine
“Go with a smile.” ~ Batman
“Little people, why can’t we all just get along?” ~ Mars Attacks
“Over a dog. Over an ugly dog!” ~ As Good As It Gets
“Are you serious? Peanut butter and Jelly is mother’s milk to me.” ~ Wolf
“Soup’s on!” ~ The Border
“Just your average little horny devil.” ~ The Witches of Eastwick
“Now what did I do?” ~ The Fortune
“Think white and get serious!” ~ As Good As It Gets
“And you walked on the earth. It’s a nicer place.” ~ The Evening Star
“I know I can do better than that.” ~ As Good As It Gets
“I want you to hold it between your knees” ~ Five Easy Pieces
“You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can’t understand what’s going wrong with it.” ~ Easy Rider
“How about it you creeps, you lunatics, mental defectives. Let’s here it for bull goose Randall back in action….The metal defective league in formation.” ~ One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
“You don’t have to be shy with me.” ~ Man Trouble
“Five fights huh? Rocky Marciano’s got forty and he’s a millionaire.” ~ One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
“Darling! Light of my life! I said I’m not going to hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said I’m not going to hurt ya!” ~ The Shining
“Get on your knees, put your ass in the air and don’t move until I say to.” ~ The Two Jakes
“May not be scientific, but it’s real.” ~ Prizzi’s Honor
“Let’s sing all the songs we know about babies.” ~ Heartburn
“Never let a stranger in your cab, in your house, or in your heart..unless he is a friend of labor.” ~ Hoffa
“My father couldn’t hold on to a job. He kept giving me advice. The more he failed, the more advice I got.” ~ Carnal Knowledge
“Only the good die young.” ~ Blood and Wine
“I was trying to give you a boost!” ~ As Good As It Gets
“This is New York. If you make it here, you can make it anywhere!” ~ As Good As It Gets
“Hey, what’s the matter with ya? You’re screwing’ just like a Chinaman!” ~ Chinatown
“We can go as slow as you want, why not?” ~ Man Trouble
“Would you like to be on the top or the bottom?” ~ The Witches of Eastwick
“But I tried didn’t I, god damn it! At least I did that.” ~ One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
“If you wanted to get me on my back, you just had to ask me.” ~ Terms of Endearment
“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?” ~ Batman
