Some weird exports come outta Japan, but this latest study might take the cake – or the virginity. Word on the Tokyo streets is that teens who skip breakfast have sex.

In fact, the average age of first-time sex for those who said they ate breakfast every day as a middle school student was 19.4, while for those who skipped breakfast, the average age was 17.5.

So load your kids up with Apple Jacks, Eggo waffles and Spanish frittatas, cause apparently, depriving them from ‘the most important meal of the day,’ is a recipe for premature intercourse, and by that, I’m talking about underage sex.

I have no idea what’s behind the study. Does no breakfast mean low blood sugar leads to faulty decisions? Does it mean your parents don’t love you, leaving you with no one to consult on sexual matters? Or maybe, English Muffins and orange juice suck away your every desire?

The intention has always been to get kids to make time for a nutritious breakfast. It looks like a single survey will undo decades of work, as a bunch of horny boys forgo the first meal to increase their odds of action. Heck, If I were 16 again, I certainly would.

So if you’re a parent with young children make sure you enforce a must-eat breakfast policy. Either that or add Planned Parenthood to your speed dial.

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